I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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