The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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