Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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