Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
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Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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