just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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