I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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