the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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