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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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