At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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