whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
She bit a glass in half.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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