the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I have post one night stand depression
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