I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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