how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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