how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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