My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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