At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Randomize