yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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