Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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