We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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