Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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