I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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