I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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