very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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