yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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