shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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