Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
