You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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