Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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