ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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