You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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