i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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