We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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