I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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