she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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