Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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