I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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