I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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