I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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