Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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