"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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