i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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