For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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