I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
All the doctor said was why
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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