if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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