So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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