if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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