he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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