She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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