Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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