she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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