I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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I will miss his soup and his dick the most
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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