The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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