hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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