Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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