I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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