judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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