Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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