girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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