She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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